I was on the Ferris Wheelhouse channel doing some commentary today. Here it is embedded just below.
That's me talking with the man who runs that channel, one Trevor Thompson.
He calls himself a "Looney Tunes Critic".
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| "CRITIC!!! Why I'll mobilize dat doity guy! Who does dat maroon think he is anyway??!!" |
Whoa whoa! Calm down, Bugs. I'm sure he's not going to be hugely critical of you.
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| "Critic, eh?! I'll phone my lawyer and thhhhhlap this dethhhhpicable interloper with a habius corpuscle !" |
I don't think that's a thing, Daffy.
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| "W-w-w-why that d-d-d-dogone no good son of a b-b-b-b... uh son of a b-b-b-b... s-s-s-son of a b-b-b-b......" |
Slow down, Porky. This is no Christmas party video. Don't say something in anger that you'll soon regret.
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| "So! You 'ave given me zee critique. Monsieur, I demand le satisfaction!" |
Hey, Pepe. Don't you have some #MeToo allegations to address and possibly pay off - er - I mean settle?
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| "Oooooh! Dat cwitic is a bad old hipotwit!" |
Um........... ok. Do you even know what words mean? Well you're pretty much a baby anyway.
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| "Now thi-ah say-this critic boy is about to get a plank of wood where the feathers are thinest! His vertical smile that is!" |
HA! Foggy's got a fetish.
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| "Man! That critic cat is one square peg. Like real dreadsville." |
Nobody knows who you are, Cool Cat.
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| "Oh that critical earthling makes me very angry. I may have to disintegrate his entire puny planet." |
Is that why you and Russia rigged the US election to put Trump in office, Marvin?
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| "Holy frijoles! I hope señor critic weell not be too harshamente on me!" |
Dude, you can have 'relations' with everybody's sister at any time you like. What do you care what he says?
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| "Suffering succotash! If you criticize any of my pictures, I'll........ uh.......... I'll do something to you!" |
Sylvester, you're outsmarted by rodents and various other small animals on an hourly basis. You're in no position to make threats.
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| "Oh no! My own father verbally wrecked by an online critic. I'm ashamed to show my face in public." |
You are a whiny little twat, do you know that?
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| "Taz no like critic. Me take Ferris Wheelhouse page and eat it! MPHFFFLAPABLAMPHHHHGUGILAAAATMPHH!!!" |
I've got something you can eat right here.
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| "Are you going to let that critic talk about me like that, Bosko?" |
Calm yourself, Honey. What resources does Bosko have against an online critic exactly?
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| "Hey, ya know something? I don't think that critic will be that nice to me." |
Go snag a baby bumblebee, you infinitesimal piece of shhhhhhhhhhhhoe leather.
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| "WHY THAT BUSH WHACKING, SIDE WIDING, PERKASHARKEN, NASSITRAPPING, TADPOLING...." |
Don't hold back, Sam. Tell us how you really feel.
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| "Well well well. Look who's been criticized by a critic." "Yes I have. It's because I've been an awful cad." "You certainly have." Thank you very much for pointing that out." "You're very welcome." |
You guys are pleasant but sick.
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| "Aw gee whiz! That big palooka of a critic can't do this to me. I'll give him the big raspberry and see how he likes them apples." |
Literally nobody cares if your feelings are hurt, Beans. Back into obscurity you go.
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| *twitches nose ever so slightly* |
Uh oh. Trevor got the Sheepdog mad. He's in for it now.
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| "Tung tung tung! Meep Meep!" |
You should've been killed and eaten a long time ago.
My oh my. What fragile egos these Looney Tunes characters have. Anyway, this video with me on it isn't the only "attraction" for the Ferris Wheelhouse channel. He has lots of other cartoon commentaries and other video blogs to see. I urge you to give this channel traffic and check them out at this link here. We did 4 commentaries in total. He will post them on the first Saturday of the coming months. So watch his channel on October 6, November 3, and December 1.
Have fun everybody!
