How White People Can Fight For Delicious Equality

I found a highly informative Twitter thread that could help us all strive towards that very goal of making the world one big ball of unity.  Out of the goodness in my heart, I felt the need to share this with all of you. Read below.

2. Spread both peanutbutter 7 jelly with a butterknife. Failing that, a steak knife will do. DO NOT use a spork. That is a micro aggression.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

4. If you use white bread for your sandwich, you owe the nearest black person at least $50 in reparations (at most, infinity dollars).

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

6. If you feed your sandwich to the neighbour's cat, you have to kill yourself. Don't try to make it painless. Walk in front of a fast bus.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

8. Cutting the crusts away is like cutting brown people out of your life. Have a POC cut the crusts to make it less racist.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

10. If a WOC is offended by you using raspberry jam and tells you to stop, listen and believe. If the jam is already on the bread, chuck it.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

12. If a POC makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for you and you find worms in it, eat it. You deserve it because of slavery.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

14. Do NOT dress as a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for halloween! It is 'gastronomical appropriation' and kind of sexist in a way too.

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

16. NO!

NO!

JUST.......... NO!

NO PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY SANDWICHES FOR @realDonaldTrump !!!

NEVER EVER!

NO! pic.twitter.com/N7PgEZ9ME2

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017

18. In fact, POC can knock the sandwich out of white people's hands and step on them. If any whites complain, they are racist.

/END

— David Germain (@d_m_g_daffy) October 24, 2017