She could have been a contender

For those who don't know, The Simpsons are holding a contest right now. All you have to do is come up with a new character for the Simpsons universe by October 28. They will then choose the one they think is the best and that character will be featured in an episode that will air on January 31 of 2010. This sounded like a pretty sweet deal, so I decided to try something. However, upon filling out the online form, I found out that this contest is only for people in the United States. I am further north than that. Click my profile to see exactly where I live.

So, since I can't enter my character into that contest in any official manner, I thought I'd just post it up here on my own blog. (That's what my blog's for anyway.)

She's a 100 year old prostitute that I call Maisy. She might have been a fun addition to the Simpsons' universe, if only for one episode. But, alas, her only shot at the limelight is this blog posting. Oh well, them's the breaks, kid.

To all you Yankee Doodle Doodlers who are entirely eligible to enter this contest and have entered already, good luck to all.