As of today, my new book Censor Monkeys Have No Class is officially available for purchase in stores. In the very wet city of Halifax, there are two specific stores have agreed to aid me in my quest to unleash this cautionary tale of mine onto an unsuspecting public. So far, they are:
Giant Robot Comics - 114 Woodlawn Ave, Dartmouth, NS
Monster Comic Lounge - 2091 Gottigen St, Halifax, NS
Right now, those are the only stores in the entire world that contain my latest book............................... that I know of!!!
Is my book in your local store?
Well, there's only one way to find out. You need to walk right in there and ask. Just start by simply saying "Do you happen to have that new comic book sensation sweeping every nation Censor Monkeys Have No Class?" If they say yes then you've hit paydirt. Buy your copy and enjoy. But if they answer with either "no" or "what the dang are you talking about?" or give some pretentious nerd-rage excuse for not carrying it then you must demand it be in their store.
Shout out loud if you have to. Shout and shout until the entire place turns blue and then you most likely pass out or something. If that store doesn't carry my book soon after that then they are not a store worth frequenting ever again.
I would also like to use this post to remind everyone of my launch party comic up on November 3. It will be at the Economy Shoe Shop located at 1665 Argyle St. in downtown Halifax. If you purchase a book either at the event or anytime before then, you get 10% off of all food and drinks the entire night. That's a pretty good deal. Please join the event on Facebook if you have not already done so. See you there.
(A special note to my wonderful nephews Michael and Gabriel that participated in those photos: please do not shout while you are in a store. That is very bad manners).