Saturday, October 20, 2012

Too Hot For Zine Fair


Ok, so I just got back from selling my wares at the Zine Fair.  Ideally, I should have been there from noon until 5pm.  But, I was told to leave at about 1:30.  "Why?" you may ask.  Well, it seems that more than one person found the content of my work offensive.  I guess that's enough to get a booth shut down.  The "more than 1 complaint" card definitely has that power.


Now now!  There's no need to light any torches or gather any dusty old pitch forks.  There's no frankenstein monster to chase down here.  The people running the Zine Fair have every right to refuse service to anyone they so desire.  Likewise, the people who launched their complaints had every right to state their case as well.  I heard two complaints in the short time I was there.  I'll go over what they were.

The first was a complaint about my mini comic The Hap-Hap-Happy Happenstance of Fanny Punongtiti.  It was even from an employee of a comic book store here in Halifax (I won't say the name of the person or the store to protect their sanity).  He felt that little Fanny did not need to die at the end.  She should have learned her lesson and lived on to reap the rewards of that lesson.  I'm sure MacBeth would have been a much happier story if he had seen the error of his ways before he was beheaded, but that really would have ruined the tragic moral of the entire piece.  Such is the same with the moral tale of young Fanny.  This fictitious little girl had to die so that you, the real life person, may see the grievous misjudgement she makes along with the harsh consequences of that misjudgement and thus avoid such an error in your own life.
Once he had left, the man at the table next to mine commented that his objection resembled that of the Victorian Monkey.  I found that a little uncalled for but not entirely inaccurate.

I will also conceal the identity of the other complainant, mostly because I don't know it.  I think she may have heeded the lesson of Fanny Punongtiti because she came to my table and read my book Jesus Needs Help from cover to cover before telling me everything she disliked about it.  I must say, that was very decent of her.  The things she seemed to object to the most were the Feminist Monkey, the Black Panther Monkey, and the Not Muhammed Monkey.  I couldn't quite hear everything she said because station CKDU was broadcasting their music and my table was very near to it.  That certainly made lengthy conversations rather difficult.  I do think I caught most of what she was saying through the din though.  She found the Black Panther Monkey to be racist (not really seeing the circular irony that if you find that monkey racist then you ARE that monkey.  But I didn't tell her that.)  Another big objection she had was of the Not Muhammed Monkey speaking in broken English.

All I can say here is when has satire ever been polite?  If the small handful of militant defenders of Islam who over react to any perceived "threat" with violence and intimidation don't want to be portrayed as idiots then, hey, they should stop acting like idiots like Captain Ass-hat above.  I do remember hearing a plea from peace-loving Muslims living in France for these people to stop getting so violent over every little offence.  That is good advice that every one of the Censor Monkeys I have in the pantheon should learn.

Those were the only complaints I personally heard.  There may have been more that didn't get around to me.  That's fine because I also got some positive feedback too.  One guy who sat one table down from me absolutely loved the Censor Monkeys.  He kept walking over and giggling.  Finally he broke down a bit and bought three pictures.
I also got me a protest purchase.  As I was packing up, a nice lady stopped by my table and looked interested.  I then told her that I had been kicked out because my work was deemed too offensive.  Her exact words were, "I'm protesting your being kicked out by buying some of your shit."  (I'm hoping she didn't mean shit literally).  I didn't catch that lady's name.  So, whoever you are, wherever you are, thank you.



 All of this is of course a precursor to my booth at Hal Con 2012 starting next week.  I can't wait to get lectured by a 500 pound guy in a Sailor Jupiter costume.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Hap Hap Happy Happenstance of Fanny Punongtiti in book form

Or, if you prefer, or if your browser can't handle Youtube, you can also enjoy the first several pages of my next book in this format.  Just read one page at a time at your leisure.  Thank you and enjoy.



















Friday, September 28, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012

Fanny Punongtiti


That's her name.  I'm thinking that she'll make an appearance in my next book.  We'll see.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

DCAF


I will be selling my book Jesus Needs Help at DCAF this weekend.  If you live in the HRM, you can come down to Alderney Landing in Dartmouth on Sunday, August 19 anytime between 11:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.  Here's the address if you need it:

2 Ochterloney St. Dartmouth, Nova Scotia B2Y 3Z3

The event is hosted by the comic book store Strange Adventures so you know it's going to be chock full of artistic goodness.  Go to DCAF's official website for details.

Oh, alright.  I can hear you squackin'.  If you can't wait until Sunday and need to have my book NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW, then definitely feel free to order it from Amazon.com.  Sheesh!  Grow up, you guys.


I hope everyone has good clean fun.  (But, then again, some good dirty fun would be more than welcome).

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The cover of my next book

Here is your first peek at the cover of my next book  that I plan on calling The Censor Monkeys Have No Class.  Please leave many many comments telling me what you think of it so far.  I hope to have the book finished before the end of this year.  I hope you'll watch for it and generously show your patronage for it then.






Friday, July 13, 2012

Inkermink

I haven't talked about my nephew on this blog for quite a while, not since he was a baby.  Well, he's 4 now.  So of course he's walking and talking and saying some amazing things.  Here's a picture of him (I think) saying one of those things now:



And, like most kids that age, he possesses a great imagination.  Recently, through his mother (my sister)  on Facebook, he sent me a drawing request.  Here it is italicized:

When it is convenient, Michael would like you to draw him a picture of an "Inkermink".  It has a BIG mouth with a zipper underneath on its belly, where it keeps its rubarb.  Under the zipper it has a BIG eye. It has no ears. The "Inkermink" is dark green and with bouncy legs as it runs very fast all over the place. It can eat the rubarb directly from his zippered belly. It can jump very high.


It loves to sing "everybody Inkermink"


Those were the directions I was given.  Therefore, without too much ado, I now present my interpretation of Michael GermainRichards creation, the "Inkermink"!


Imagine trying to hold a conversation with this creature while maintaining "eye" contact.  It would feel so wrong.  Well, anyway, here's the Inkermink.  I hope it's everything my nephew envisioned.

Really, every artist should have a 4 year old nephew or niece with a creative imagination.  It makes your job and profession so much easier and fun.  Embedded below is some video of him displaying just a snippet of his imagination.  Enjoy!


michael_spinning by Daffyduckandthedinosaur

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Another Radio Broadcast


Last year, I talked about Jesus Needs Help on CKDU with Stephen Patrick Clare.  This year, I will be on Blog Talk Radio with Etienne  A. Gibbs.  There's a link to it already: click right here.  On Tuesday, June 12 at 11:00 am Central Time, Etienne and I will be streaming live right on that site.  Soon afterwards, that broadcast will be available on iTunes.  Oh, by the way, it's also a call in show.  If you want to ask me any questions about my book, you can do so by phoning this number: 347-943-0090


Here's hoping I manage to answer any questions (the collective) you or anyone else has about my book.  Please tune in to hear how well I did.

UPDATE!!!

There were technical difficulties with the show.  I have been rescheduled for June 27 at 10 : 00 a.m. Central time.  Please tune in and enjoy a lively interview.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

I've been podcasted



My little ol' book was one of the topics of discussion on the most recent edition of The Endless Podcast.  You can listen to it here.  (Scroll down to episode 17)  They also get into a nice discussion about the offspring of Batman and the Incredible Hulk that I think is interesting.  The podcasters are:

"The Podfather" Andre Myette
Aaron "Madman" Meers

"The Amazing Mr. J" David Johnston



"The Warlord" Sean Murray
















You don't have to listen long to hear what they're saying about it.  In my opinion, they absolutely got what the book is about.  They understood exactly the message I was trying to convey with this book and all without the Coles Notes too.  For that, and the free publicity this gives me, I thank them all.  I owe all 4 of them a beer.

Monday, April 30, 2012

The first 3 pages

 I should explain.  Y'see, I set up a little preview of Jesus Needs Help on Createspace.  Unfortunately, I posted the preview as a .pdf file that you need to download.  That seems to make many people uncomfortable with giving my preview a looksee.  Plus, that little sign on the bottom saying "this file has not been scanned for malicious software" doesn't exactly help matters either.

So, to make things easier for everyone, I'm posting the first three pages of my book right here on the blog for all to see.  Definitely leave some feedback in the comments section no matter how you feel about this book.



If you like what you see and want to see more, you can buy the whole book at Createspace, Amazon, or Kindle.

Monday, April 09, 2012

A SUCCESS!!!

My free Kindle book promotion of Jesus Needs Help was a most qualified success over the Easter weekend. At one point, it even reached #8 on Amazon's charts, as you can see below:


Take THAT The Book of Biff #1 Target Practice by Chris Halibeck. Thank you to all who grabbed a copy this weekend. In fact, this has put me in such a generous mood, that I would like to show my appreciation thusly. I will buy a beer for anyone who reads my book AND posts a review.

It may or may not be delivered to you by one of these fine ladies.

Yes, you read that correctly. One tall frosty cold beer is yours if you read my book and post a review of it. I'd prefer it to be on Amazon, but it also be up on your own blog, a post in some forum, on youtube, or maybe even in an old fashioned print magazine or newspaper; basically anywhere that lots of people will see it.

This offer extends to anyone who has posted a review of my book in the past as well. I definitely owe James E. Daniels a beer. I most definitely indeed owe Stephen Patrick Clare a beer, maybe 2. I might even owe Professor
Ignatief a beer if he mentioned my book in his class at the U of T at any time, but I'd need more information on that. But this offer even extends to people like Joseph Thompson and Pastor Sean Bonitto, even though their reviews were shall we say less than complimentary. They actually took the time to read the book and then give their own careful and explicite assessment of it. For actually putting forth the effort, they get a beer from me.

But NO BEER FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH!!! He both accepted and then turned around and dismissed my book WITHOUT reading it. He even said so on his show in this clip, the big fat phony jerkfaced jerk of an idiot. Sorry, Rush, baby gets nothing!!!

Of course, I should point out that short vague reviews do NOT earn you a beer. Reviews such as "It's good!" or "I like it when that guy says the things and then stuff happens" would not fly with me at all. I'd moreso appreciate reviews that show to me that you actually read the book's contents. If you can do that, you get a beer from me. If you have the misfortune of not living in the same neighborhood as me, then just remind me of the beer I owe you either when you are in my neighborhood or I am in yours. That way everybody wins.

Once again, I thank each and every person who purchased my book this past Easter weekend. It is much appreciated. Thank you for letting me be myself again.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Rush Limbaugh rejects his new sponsor

Yeah, that's right. Rush Limbaugh dropped by book as a sponsor after going into a childish rage after reading one angry letter. He even says in that clip he didn't even read the book. He only took the word of some cranky old lady. How typical of his kind of egocentric maniac. I never should have approached him for sponsorship in the first place. Oh well. Live and learn.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Free book on Kindle


On April 6th, 7th, or 8th, you'll be able to download the kindle version of my book Jesus Needs Help at this link here: http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Needs-Help-ebook/dp/B005HQKOLC/ref=pd_rhf_dp_p_t_2

Or, if you like, you can right now purchase the paper version of the book here just like the distinguished gentleman below.