You don't have to read this. It's just a transcript of the dialogue from the comic so that people can find it easier on Google.
Citizen Kane: Rosebud!
Victorian Monkey: That woman's.... er.... ugh.... birthing hole just talked. OBSCENITY!
Priest Monkey: Proverbs 31:3
Patron: Sit Down!!
Mr. Thathcher: It is in my opinion that Mr. Charles Foster Kane is nothing more than a communist.
American Monkey: COMMUNIST!!!
American Monkey: Why! That's Un-American! And I caint stand ANYTHAING that's Un-American!
Priest Monkey: Psalms 38:20
American Monkey: DIE!! COMMIE BASTARD!!
Mr. Thatcher: Charles! Don't hit me with the sled.
Horrible Mother Monkey: OOH! I must protect my children from this kind of atrocious behavior. It could give my little angels bad ideas.
Priest Monkey: Romans 13:2
Horrible Mother Monkey: Hey, is there any educational value to this movie? Because I aint learnin' a darn thing.
Priest Monkey: Isaiah 32:7
singer: You know his name! You know his name!
Victorian Monkey: OH! Disregard that hideous T & A.
Priest Monkey: Hosea 2:10
Jed: I do the dramatic crimitism... um... crisi... umm... I am drunk.
:Victorian Monkey: Engaging in the drink. How vile!
Priest Monkey: Proverbs 23:31
Horrible Mother Monkey: Who will shield my babies?
Psychologist Monkey: Yes, according to my extensive research (with no hidden agendas at all), this will cause alcoholism in the age range of 13 to 57 to rise 9.56721%.
Jazz singer: It can't be love.
Black Panther Monkey: THAT'S RACIST!!
Patron: What? How?
Black Panther Monkey: Hey! If an ethnic character isn't acting white, that's RACISM!!
Priest Monkey: Acts 10:35
Horrible Mother Monkey: Oh! More atrocious behavior.
Priest Monkey: I CONDEMN THIS HEATHEN FILTH BACK TO HELL!!
Nazi Monkey: You vill be silenced!
American Monkey: C'mawn y'all! There are other athiest, racist, and down-right Un-American movies in this here the-aitre. LET'S GO!
Nazi Monkey: Sig Heil!