Saturday, February 25, 2006

Fetal Squad

(A TV show I'd like to create)

Logline: Fetuses that fight crime.

However, in order to explain exactly how the fetuses accomplish that, I'll have to go through the first episode and show how they got started.
It'll start off with a teenage couple in the backseat of a car. The boy pressures the girl into sex and she eventually concedes. But, it then shows what the boyfriend was doing the previous night. He was drunk with his friends and decided to cook his dick in a microwave oven just for fun. From there it cuts to a sperm cell with electrodes around it travelling through the uterus. When the sperm touches the egg cell, not one but four fetuses are produced which make up the Fetal Squad:

Throphoblast - He's the gung-ho leader of the group. He's got a militaristic attitude and will not rest until the job is done. Then he won't rest until they find some other cause to fight for.

Amnion - He's the genius of the group with an IQ of 1000 or higher. Besides that, he also manages to keep a level head in any situation. With these two qualities, Amnion is able to find a solution to any problem and ease Tropohblast's mind no matter how impossible things may seem.

Androgen - He is a high level martial artist. Whenever some serious butt-kicking is needed, he's called in for the task. (How he accomplishes this from inside the womb will be explained later).

Zyggy - He's not as developed as the others. They're all fetuses while he's just an embryo. His heart's in the right place when he tries to help out. But, things don't always go well for him.

They all exist inside a pregnant teenager named Olivia. She will never find out about the fighting force inside her, mostly because she's an absolute oblivious moron.

In the first episode, Olivia will have a run-in with the cheerleading squad at school. After some words are exchanged, the head cheerleader knocks her to the ground. Of course, the fetuses want to investigate.
Amnion the genius comes up with a plan. The first step is to find a major nerve in her nervous system which they find right away. They use that to send a signal to her brain which gives her an appetite for electronic equipment. She eats computers, calculators, video game systems, radios, ........basically anything with wires and/or electronic chips in it. Once all this enters the uterus, the fetuses construct the ultimate console. It has radar, sonar, internet, satellite TV, police radio ........pretty much everything they need. Since most uteruses have no electric outlets to plug anything into, they rely on "hemo-power". Amnion fashions several mini-turbines and carefully inserts them into majorveins which are then connected to the machine. So, as long as blood flows through her body, the machine has power.
Besides the nerve Amnion found, he also found the nerves that control her arms and legs. If Olivia is ever in mortal danger Androgen just straps himself into those nerves and makes her perform the best martial arts anyone has ever seen.
Oh yes. Another machine Amnion builds is one that produces a polar opposite magnet field so that metal objects such as knives or bullets repel from her.
With all this, she is virtually an unstoppable one-person fighting force (controlled by a four-person fetal crew inside her of course). Needless to say, she gets revenge on that cheerleading squad. The first episode ends with the Fetal Squad's mission statement. When they first test out the satellite TV on their console, it picks up a "CNN-like" all news channel. They immediately see a montage of all the wars, dictatorships, robberies, murders, and any other disasters on earth. The leader, Throphoblast, announces, "We are not leaving here until we get rid of all of THAT out there."
With a huge task of 'world peace', there should be plenty of material for several episodes.

1 comment:

  1. LMAO!How did you come up with such an idea?